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'Yeah, you told me you could turn into a bat, but frankly, I'm not that impressed!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

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"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

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Birds doing the 'wave'.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

The Fox and the Crow.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Vaping cigarette

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

King Commute.

'You really should Floss.'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?