Fang Fiction Follower Gifts

'Yeah, you told me you could turn into a bat, but frankly, I'm not that impressed!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Eldrow

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

The Fox and the Crow.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Vaping cigarette

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

King Commute.

'You really should Floss.'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'