Magnet Enthusiast Gifts

"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Magnets & acupuncture.

Magnetic North

"Things are picking up..."

'Blah, blah, blah...'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

'Boy, am I tired. I was up all night reading the refrigerator.'

'Yes, of course I'm sure this is the magnetic North Pole! But who the hell left that bloody great solenoid here??'

'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

Plasma Ball

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!