Magnetism Aficionado Gifts

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

The Physiciatrist...

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Plasma Ball

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Galilei Galileo.

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'