Fridge Magnet Aficionado Gifts

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Magnet at scrapyard

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Dumping Fridges.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Global Warming.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

'And for your convenience, I've provided a magnet on the back so that you can put them on the refrigerator.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

Heartache in the refridgerator.

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'