Fridge Magnet Aficionado Gifts

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Magnet at scrapyard

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Dumping Fridges.

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Global Warming.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'And for your convenience, I've provided a magnet on the back so that you can put them on the refrigerator.'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

Heartache in the refridgerator.

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"