Fridge Magnet Enthusiast Gifts

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'That will teach you to eat all the refrigerator magnets!'

'Too many fridge magnets.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Snow is falling...

Entertainment systems

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Magnet at scrapyard

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

Dumping Fridges.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Global Warming.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'And for your convenience, I've provided a magnet on the back so that you can put them on the refrigerator.'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Heartache in the refridgerator.