Fridge Magnet Enthusiast Pillows

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'That will teach you to eat all the refrigerator magnets!'

'Too many fridge magnets.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

Snow is falling...

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Magnet at scrapyard

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Noah's fridge

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Dumping Fridges.

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Global Warming.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'