Magnetism Aficionado Mugs

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"What the hell took so long?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

The Physiciatrist...

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Plasma Ball

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Galilei Galileo.

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."