Electromagnetic Enthusiast Gifts

Plasma Ball

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Musician plugged into amp.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Musician feedback card

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

Unplugged.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

God bless our all-electric home.

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

Plasma scientist

"We blew a fuse."

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'