Animal Magnetism Enthusiast Gifts

Male Pheromones.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Polly Clinic.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Magnet at scrapyard

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Balding dog

The Bleat Boys

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

Back down.

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

'Bad dog!'

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!