Animal Magnetism Enthusiast T-Shirts

Male Pheromones.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Magnet at scrapyard

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Polly Clinic.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

Balding dog

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

The Bleat Boys

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Shovel your driveway?

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

Back down.

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Bad dog!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'