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The Rooster Comedian.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

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"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

Warbling on the First Date

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Magnet at scrapyard

Bunny express,

Balding dog

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."