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The Rooster Comedian.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Various Birds of Pray.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Shop for cats

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Bunny express,

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Warbling on the First Date

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Magnet at scrapyard

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

Cat symphony conductor

Balding dog

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.