Lovers Of Magnetism T-Shirts

Magnet at scrapyard

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Plasma Ball

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

'That will teach you to eat all the refrigerator magnets!'

'Too many fridge magnets.'

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

"Things are picking up..."

Magnetic North

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

Animal Magnetism

"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'