Lovers Of Magnetism T-Shirts

Magnet at scrapyard

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Plasma Ball

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

'Too many fridge magnets.'

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

'That will teach you to eat all the refrigerator magnets!'

"Things are picking up..."

Magnetic North

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

Magnets & acupuncture.

'This is one of the most powerful marketing tools known to man!'

Animal Magnetism

"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'