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"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

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"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

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Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

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"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

I just knew this would be dull.

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

A return to Mars.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

The indigo children.

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

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