Florida Explorers T-Shirts

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Horror movies

Boat wedding.

Quantum Psychic

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

When bored, we board

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Starbucks Siren

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Hello from the lakes!

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Football Fish

Florida Golf.

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Cuban Socialism

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"Since we're going the same way, do you mind if I ride along?"

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

Polar bear freeing a trapped submarine

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

Fish caught in a snorkel.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'