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Dog doing tricks on street corner.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"He ran out of pee."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Bruno, sit."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"She will take me on more walks."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"I did it!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Gesundheit!"

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"That's right. Just toss it back. OK to toss now. Quit chewing on the bone, put the mitt on your paw, and throw it back."

Something happened to the cows...

'Animal magic.'

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

Northmont dog obedience school.

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."