Canine Magician Enthusiast Prints

Dog doing tricks on street corner.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"He ran out of pee."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Bruno, sit."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"She will take me on more walks."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"I did it!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'I wish I could scratch my ears.'

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"Gesundheit!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

Something happened to the cows...

"That's right. Just toss it back. OK to toss now. Quit chewing on the bone, put the mitt on your paw, and throw it back."

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

Northmont dog obedience school.

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Can I call you back, Rusty, I'm in the jacuzzi."

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'Animal magic.'

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

When Dachshunds dream.