Puppy Magic Enthusiast Prints

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Dogs

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Who's best friend are you?'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Dog