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Dog doing tricks on street corner.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Pick me!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Quick, start the car!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Tommy!"