Electricity Nerd Gifts

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The discovery of electricity...

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"We're going to need more pets."

Love At First Shock

Nuclear energy.

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear energy.

Small Government Is Here

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

God bless our all-electric home.

American Way of Life

Unplugged.

Energy saving

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Plasma scientist

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.