Energy Drink Enthusiasts Gifts

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Creative Juices

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Fracking Express

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Exams

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Coffee overload.'

Energy Drinks

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'