Energizing Drinks Gifts

"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"That's very offensive."

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Creative Juices

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Exams

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"

'Coffee overload.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Energy Drinks

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

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