Energizing Drinks Gifts

"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"That's very offensive."

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Creative Juices

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Exams

Energy Drinks

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Coffee overload.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Pure Adrenaline