Energy Drink Enthusiast Gifts

'Vitals look good. . .but I am a little worried about your red bull consumption.'

Exams

"If the energy from this drink last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor."

Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.

'The truth is there is no 'Youth Formula' worth millions. This is Mountain Dew.'

"Dope?? - Nah mate, I'm on the hard stuff now...energy drinks!!"

"Energy drinks my foot! I've drunk 10 cans a day and now I don't have enough energy to get off the couch!"

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

"We consider our church pretty progressive, and not just because we serve energy drink for communion."

"Honey, have you seen my energy drink? It was right by the soda."

"Oh no! - I've run out of energy drinks!!"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Energy Drinks

"...and Acme energy drink is the reason I'm the professional athlete I am today!"

Energy Drink: Warning - If you still have energy after 6 hours seek medical attention immediately.

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

Energy Drinks

Convenience Store. Blasto! New Energy Drink. Actually, it makes sense for an energy drink to taste like gasoline.

'Would you like an energy drink?'

High energy drinks

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

'Red bull really helps me focus, you know what I mean?'

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Satan? Oh heavens, no! Satan was created by the marketing team to drive membership and sell energy drinks."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.