Energizing Beverages Gifts

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Creative Juices

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Exams

"How passe, darling, everyone I know is re-toxing these days!"

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Coffee overload.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Energy Drinks

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Pure Adrenaline