Energy Drink Enthusiasts Prints

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Where clean coal comes from.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Creative Juices

Fracking Express

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Exams

'Coffee overload.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

Before the Fall

Energy Drinks

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'