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Pure Adrenaline

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

"Picking up another energy drink - back in twenty seconds."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Critical Ethanol report

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."