Hot Beverage Explorer Gifts

Australian for Tea.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Tea of Love

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Wine of the Day Club

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Tea Snob.

Le Chocolat!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Punch Drunk"

Hold The Pickles

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Dutch Courage

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Grinds

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

the Lesser-known Nogs

Cocktails and Beer