Vintage Wine Explorer Gifts

Wine: New & Old!!!

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Portfolio, 2011

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

A very fine vintage

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Blue wine

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"What wine goes well with 'broke'?"

"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

"What a day! A brilliant sun, an azure sky, the air like vintage wine! By George, I've half a mind to do a bit of profit taking!"

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

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