Aquatic Explorer Mugs

"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

Jimmy wants his goldfish back

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

I knew our son was meant to go places.

'Bless him! He has always had a fascination with nature.'

'Now, hold my fin tight: It's a dangerous crossing...'

'But apart from the piranhas, how was your trip to the aquarium?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Moskva

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."