Aquarium Tour Guide Gifts

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Leak in the fish tank.

A Preschool of Fish

"I don't do windows."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I wish I was creative'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Lap fish..."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."