Fluttering Friends Fan Gifts

Birdhouse Shapes

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Pet a Puppy

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Caliologist

Puppy.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Dog Love.

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

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