Quirky Friendship Fan Gifts

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Pet a Puppy

"I hate it when we fight."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Phoenix

Giraffe Selfie

Antler Buzzers.

Penguin Remote

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"So, do you come here often?"

The next damn Batman.

Nick Offerman

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Who are These People?"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Goblin.

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Magic mushroom

Beryl Baimbridge