Quirky Friendship Fan Mugs

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pet a Puppy

"I hate it when we fight."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Phoenix

Penguin Remote

Giraffe Selfie

Antler Buzzers.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

The next damn Batman.

"So, do you come here often?"

Nick Offerman

"Who are These People?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Goblin.

She was always an introvert.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Magic mushroom