Fluttering Friends Fan Pillows

Birdhouse Shapes

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Pet a Puppy

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Caliologist

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Remarkably Richmond

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Training.

Dog Love.

'I can't bear to be without you.'