Flutter Fanatics Mugs

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

The Worm Charmer

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Three Ladies

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Team Flute

You give me butterflies

'Food fight!'

Freestyling.

Cheerleaders

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

Three people playing on the same flute.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

"It's improv night."

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Caterpillars Try To Get Served In a Butterfly Bar.

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"This Pied Piper stuff started when Mom told me to take my 'infernal flute' outside and find some children to play with."

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Ginger was born to dance.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

From the tournament of neuroses parade