Retro Phone Fan Gifts

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Pre-Television Man Caves

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Addiction to mobile.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Pinochio's Computer

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Connecting to the Cloud.