Retro Phone Fan Gifts

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Pre-Television Man Caves

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Addiction to mobile.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Pinochio's Computer

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Connecting to the Cloud.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'