Screen Saver Fan Pillows

Screensaver says project compiling.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Desert Dermatologist

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Push Notifications

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Screen Addict

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'