Gas Saver Fan Pillows

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Fetching some fuel.

A gap between the solar panels

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Screensaver says project compiling.

There's no real oil emergency...

Music to their ears.

'It's a hybrid.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'