Mileage Saver Gifts

'It gets great mileage -- you just have to watch out for tumbleweeds.'

The Environmentalist

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

A collective sigh of relief.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'So, who's first?'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Girl holding money.

'It's a hybrid.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Coronavirus and Atlas