Mileage Saver Prints

'It gets great mileage -- you just have to watch out for tumbleweeds.'

The Environmentalist

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

'How much did you save this year?'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

A collective sigh of relief.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'It's a hybrid.'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'