Fare Saver Gifts

'Sorry, you'll just have to reverse back to where it was only £101'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

A collective sigh of relief.

'How much did you save this year?'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'So, who's first?'

'It's a hybrid.'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Girl holding money.

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."