Mileage Maximizer Gifts

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

Thank you for calling airline miles Visa, Mr. Taylor. How can I help you today. I'd like to book ma flight. No problem. I see you've accrued 40,000 points on your Visa - enough to travel anywhere in the U.S. on a Thursday. Thursday? Right. Any Thursday in May. The other days and months are blacked out. Of course, then I have a similar policy. Pardon? Ahem. I will only use my awards card on Thursdays in May. The rest of the days and months are blacked out! You understand you can't win. Somehow I'

The Evolution of the Bonus

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"Ha! No labour costs! No production costs! Man, our profits will go up like a rocket!"

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

'We believe in putting people before profits. We put people in China to leave more profits here.'

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

Asset management over development.

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'