Energy Booster Seeker Prints

'Re-boot?'

These multi vitamins will give me unbounding energy and vitality...

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Muscles

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

Jumping cheerleaders

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

Cheerleaders

Zumba

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"Here's the problem."

Double Bass Jumpers.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"