Energy Seeker Prints

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'It looks to me like you've got an overactive thyroid!'

Product recall

"Maybe you should see a doctor about your lack of energy."

Motivational Speaker

'Don't get me decaffeinated... you wouldn't like me when I'm decaffeinated!!!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Super Bran Flakes.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"Have you considered changing your lack of energy supplier."

"...and cut out the coffee..!!!

"When I have too much caffeine at work I become nervous, agitated and experience an elevated heart rate. It's at this point that I achieve maximum productivity."

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

'I don't have enough energy to open my vitamin bottle.'

Battery Juice Bar

'I'm glad you have more energy, Mrs. Simpkins--but cut back a little on the bee pollen.'

'Not again! I've got to stop drinking these high energy drinks!'

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

'I think switching to sanka was a mistake.'

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Energy drinks.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Here – Just in case the spark of life wasn't quite enough.

Energy Bar.

Hey, man, I told you not to wash down an energy gar with an energy drink.

"I don't think coffee's gonna do it. You need batteries or something."