Efficiency Buff Prints

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

Speedy Workers ?

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'I admire your floatibility.'

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Jumping Wall Street.

Battery Lighthouse

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Standard And P****d.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

The End is Nigh

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The new president to the rescue.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

US economy outperforms Europe.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

The Great Divide.