Efficiency Buff Mugs

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

Speedy Workers ?

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'I admire your floatibility.'

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Battery Lighthouse

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Jumping Wall Street.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

The End is Nigh

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

The new president to the rescue.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

US economy outperforms Europe.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

The Great Divide.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Home Foreclosed Home.