Energy Boost Enthusiast Gifts

Zap Energy Drinks!

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Jumping cheerleaders

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Cheerleaders

Zumba

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

US Energy Needs.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Where clean coal comes from.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Nuclear energy.