Vitamin Boosters Gifts

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Medicinal plants

Jumping cheerleaders

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Zumba

Cheerleaders

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'Too much Omega 3.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

The News in Capsule Form.

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

Breakfast of Champions