Beauty Booster Gifts

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Some scents are nonsense.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Sheep In Curlers

The Cat Spa

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Two men in barber shop

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.