Natural Beauty Supporter Gifts

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Have you got your make up on yet?

REPENT! Get back to nature

The return of Miss Subways

"So what's your success rate?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

A baroque elk.

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

Landscape artist

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

"Dam kids..."

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

Irregular Fruits and Veggies: "It's our inner beauty that counts..."

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

"Just remember, it's what's on the inside that counts."

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

Beauty Salon - Husband says to wife, 'Look, anything will be an improvement!'

"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."

Organic Shampoo: Tested on Broccoli

"I love it!"

I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!

Like a Natural Woman

Animal exploitation - cosmetics manufactured using animal byproducts.

'The Botox will help me to kiss up to the Boss.'

"Does my body make me look fat?"